Get 'em while they're hot... It's too good to be true. They have a price list and all, but I can't afford one anyway... Oh well, I can dream.
The site also lists:
Top 10 reasons to adopt a penguin
1. The perfect conversation piece for parties!
2. Make great foot-warmers.
3. Lovely lawn ornament.
4. Man's true best friend.
5. Good dancing partner.
6. Bring South Pole home!
7. Come fully dressed in their own tuxedo.
8. Rid house of pesky krill.
9. Good Christmas Decorations!
10. Have you seen a penguin?!
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