Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Alcohol Knowledge Test

Click the picture to take the test.

My score:

Bacardi 151

Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (66), and liquor (121).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

Test statistics:

* Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
o 100% had lower proof scores.
o 100% had lower beer index scores.
o 100% had lower wine index scores.
o 100% had lower liquor index scores.

Thank God I'm a bartender; otherwise, I'd have serious cause for concern.


Blogger Marilyndrew said...

maybe you're at the age limit for the test and no one older than you has actually taken the quiz. this would explain all the 100%s

8:57 AM  
Blogger hypersloth said...

nope - it also gave an age breakdown, telling how users scored in the different areas - It went up to about age 74 I think.

9:01 AM  
Blogger Marilyndrew said...


Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (83), and liquor (69).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

Does this mean I can't hang?

9:09 AM  
Blogger hypersloth said...

Nice! Ever try to help the drunk get home"? Use the mouse to maintain balance.

9:14 AM  
Blogger Marilyndrew said...

i could only get to 72 meters before i started to go blind

11:01 AM  

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