Friday, December 31, 2004
Thursday, December 30, 2004
salt
I made a margarita the other day at work, and had to get more salt for the rim of the glass, and noticed this..
So I went up to the girl, and said, "How's your margarita?"
She said, "It's good."
I said, "Yeah, I thought so."
So I went up to the girl, and said, "How's your margarita?"
She said, "It's good."
I said, "Yeah, I thought so."
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Sunday, December 26, 2004
Book-A-Minute
Book-A-Minute: "Don't have time to read it all? Our ultra-condensed books are just the ticket."
HuhCorp
We do stuff.: "Our office is really modern and we've got nice computers and stuff. If you ever saw it, you'd say 'Wow, cool office. These guys are legit.'"
Patently Silly
All of the patents on this site were found on the United States Patent and Trademark Office web site. The patent titles are real and the images used are the actual images submitted with the patent application. Truth is stranger than fiction.
Patently Silly
Patently Silly
Friday, December 24, 2004
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Floating Logos Project
Floating Logos Project: "'Floating Logos' is a working title for this project. The images are inspired by signs perched high atop very tall poles in order for people to view them from a very long distance. The poles are digitally removed from the image in order to give the illusion that the signs are disconnected from the ground as they ominously float above us."
Unsafe Search
While Google allows you to filter pornography and explicit sexual content from your search results using their 'SafeSearch' feature, they do not provide a means to search exculsively for such adult material.
It's a shame when someone searching for pornographic material related to, say, llamas, is forced to slog though many pages of perfectly innocuous llama sites before finally hitting upon the llama porn he was looking for.
And nobody who does a Google search for 'nice tits' wants to find a site like this one.
Use this form to conduct an 'unsafe search.' The unsafe search works by performing two Google queries, a normal query and a query with SafeSearch enabled. The set of 'safe' results is then subtracted from the set of normal results to yield only 'unsafe' entries.
It's a shame when someone searching for pornographic material related to, say, llamas, is forced to slog though many pages of perfectly innocuous llama sites before finally hitting upon the llama porn he was looking for.
And nobody who does a Google search for 'nice tits' wants to find a site like this one.
Use this form to conduct an 'unsafe search.' The unsafe search works by performing two Google queries, a normal query and a query with SafeSearch enabled. The set of 'safe' results is then subtracted from the set of normal results to yield only 'unsafe' entries.
I hate pavement
Why Do You Make Me Do This? "He talks like that dude's Dad from Back to the Future. I emailed the guys who sent it in asking if their was more to the clip. They responded thats it...as soon as he took off after us we ran like hell. Big thanks to PJ and Ryan for the clip in Marlboro, New York."
Grand Theftendo
Brian Provinciano's Grand Theftendo a new homebrew game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). It is a tribute to Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto III running on the 8 bit, 256x240 resolution, 2 bit colour x 2 bit palette, 1.79 Mhz system, written entirely in 6502 Assembly Language!